It’s been a while since I moved to Mumbai for an internship. You know, the land of Bollywood, glitz, glamour, rich, rags, local trains and everything else in between. I was terrified about moving here but now that I am here, I decided to extend my stay for a few more weeks. Don’t get me wrong, this is faar from my comfort zone, it’s a craazy place. But there’s something about the crowd and the people that I want to enjoy for a little longer.
So what all did I notice in these past two weeks?
- Rude People
Most people told me that Mumbai is one of the most welcoming places because of how tolerant the people are. I agree that the people here are tolerant.. But they are also super busy. This means that they have no time for you or your doubts/concerns/BS. This makes them very very rude sometimes.
Everyone I know are good, nice people. People I don’t know, like rickshaw waalas, uber guys, shopkeepers, random strangers… they scream at me for everything.
I got yelled at soooo many times, it’s not even funny. Rickshaw drivers yell at me because I have no coins with me to pay them and they, for some reason, don’t want to part with the coins they have in their little pouch. They also scream at me for losing my way and telling them to take a wrong turn (that’s not my fault, Google Maps hangs on me sometimes). I get screamed at by pedestrians for walking too slow (I don’t walk slow, they walk too fast).
Things have sort of changed now though. I have also started screaming back at people. After a point you start getting pissed at people trying to get on your nerves for no apparent reason. Maybe this is what they mean by “Mumbai changes you maaan!”. I have however noticed that people who yell at me calm down a little when I yell back at them.
- Geography
Needless to say, Mumbai is a huge city. Soo huge, that it takes hours and hours to reach from one end of the city to the other. Places I want to go to and people I want to meet live on the absolute other side of the city. I have been refusing to take the local trains all this while because this:
So unless ShahRukh Khan himself materialises in front of me and asks me to “chayya chayya” with him, I am not going near any local trains. That means I have to Uber places and even with all the romance I have with Uber (here), I cannot be content with them charging such high rates to go places. I end up spending all my money on reaching to a place and am perpetually broke.
- Getting Lost
I pride myself as someone who is pretty good with directions. Unless I am in a mall, I rarely get lost horribly (No, I don’t have an explanation for why I get lost in mall). But in Mumbai, I, for the first time in my life, got lost horribly. Somehow, I managed to walk 3ish kilometres in the exact opposite direction to where I was supposed to go to. With my GPS on. Google MAPS on. People present around to whom I could’ve asked the way. Sign boards around saying I was walking the wrong way.
Still got lost.
Then I had to take an auto, pay extra (which is sad coz I walked so I wouldn’t have to pay 30 bucks. Yes, I am sometimes cheap.)
- The Name
Finally, there is the whole issue of whether I must call it “Bombay” or “Mumbai”. I know I am supposed to call it Mumbai, but my parents always said Bombay and I feel like I am too old now to change myself. But then again, I don’t want to get beaten up for not saying the right stuff. People seem to want to scream at me for no reason here anyway don’t want to give them a reason to beat me up too! So I am now a changed person who tries real hard to say “Mumbai”.
- Joeys and Theo’s ka Pyaar.
Have you heard of Joeys? The pizza place? Their meat ultimo? No?
Take the next flight here. You need this pizza in your life.
It’s crowded, getting your pizza is a huge task and there is usually no place to sit there and ambience is non-existent. But the pizza – I think this place is actual proof that heaven exists.
Then there’s Theobroma. I am not a huge chocolate person, but even I think their desserts are AMAZEBALLS. There are many other dessert places around here too. I have many more to get to so 2017 is going to be pretty cool food wise at least 😀
All in all, I guess even with all the screaming and getting lost and geography issues, it’s still worth living here. If nothing else goes right, you can always go and get yourself good pizza and a cookie (get screamed at the auto guys on your way there and back, but whatever). The city is inspiring actually. Mumbai makes you want to work, to do something with your life. I don’t think many people can sit a home and do nothing all day after seeing the struggles people around get to chase their dreams.
And anyway, Coldplay has come here so that solves any issue I have with this land.
😛
love,
me:)
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I am not a fan of Mumbai but taking a local would actually help. It isn’t busy all the day. So at non peak hours you may as well give it a try. I have been to Mumbai a few times now, stayed for a while too. But then, it will take more for me to warm up to Mumbai. Just to add, you can find peaceful and ppl still at marine drive and other places. The crowd stops. Cheers.
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I went ahead and downloaded the M Indicator app, then freaked out.
Too complicated, especially for someone like me who isn’t used to trains.
Marine drive is good 🙂
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He he. Well, I’ve been to Mumbai a few times and the sheer rush of the city does hit you in the face.
That Chhayya Chayya bit is funny. He he 😝😝
And getting lost despite Google Maps. Furrrr…. 😂😂
Inspiration has to be found in a lot in the city too, yes!
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I know! The city lives in a whoole different pace to the rest of India. I like it though, never a quiet moment here
The city is complicated, okay? Even with Google everybody gets lost here (I don’t know about everybody, I am guessing 😛 )
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Yes, yes. Google put a disclaimer in their Maps app for Mumbai! 😛
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hahahahha!!!!
Sure go ahead and mock me. 😛
You’ll understand someday 😒
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Oh, I do. Its just that, when I was lost in Mumbai, I asked the passers-by and got the direction. Seemed easier. 😀 😛
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Just because you’re not scared of Mumbai’s people because they haven’t screamed at you for no apparent reason!😑😔
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😂😂😂
Well, maybe they screamed as they got afraid of your paws! 😝😝
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Hahahaha!! I wish!😂
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Welcome to Mumbai! M glad that u r slowly getting in to the groove. This city is crazy but an interesting place to live.
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Totally crazy. And that’s what makes it soo interesting.
I hope I don’t go crazy getting into the groove 😛 😛
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Unfortunately, all the images are photoshopped!
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Maybe they are, I am not sure.
But this is what I see in my mind when a crowded local comes 😶
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He he, you got yelled at. It IS kinda funny sorry. But really I have only met the nicest people in Mumbai.
Anyway, it was fun reading ur post. Keep them coming.
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Yeah. 😦 That was the beginning though. Now I yell back 😬
Thanks a lot for reading!
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